Quirky Cat Enthusiast Prints

'Yes, the old lady left me all her worldly wealth. But what I really wanted was her liver.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Millman's Dead Cat Museum and Curio Shop

Meow

101 uses of a dead cat: scooter

"I have a B.A. in indifference, an M.A. in obstinacy and I'm currently working on my doctorate in defiance."

"Buttered side down! Happy days!

"Thinking outside the box? You bet I am!"

Copycats

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Foster failure"

"Cat box"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"And where have you previously moused?"

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

The Mouse Princess

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

Cats on Board.