Quirky Cat Clothing Pillows

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

Hats and Food

The practical psychopath

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

That very night in Frank's office a forest grew.

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

'This next song is about waking up your owner when's it's time to eat. It's called 'Butt in the Face.''

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

"The fancy dress store ran out of crutches."

'After we had him declawed he started taking on a tougher persona to compensate.'

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

Cockroach Costume

101 uses of a dead cat: civilisation flag.

Cat's Pajamas

'My cat is very unpredictable. I never know when he's going to ignore me.'

Kangaroo Pocket

"I'd like to report some bad guys."

"Cool shirt."

"Where do you get such nice fruit this time of year?"

'I accidentally flipped onto my back and couldn't get up. That's the last time I wear a turtleneck.'

'I didn't have time to do my laundry last night, sir, so I just wore sticky notes today.'

"Everything on the menu is locally sourced."

Extreme Makeover.

#1 Jerk-off

"I have a B.A. in indifference, an M.A. in obstinacy and I'm currently working on my doctorate in defiance."

"Thinking outside the box? You bet I am!"

"This app alerts me when I'm being selfish, unsocial or temperamental. I need to change my personality, because it alerts me every minute of the day."

'Yes, the old lady left me all her worldly wealth. But what I really wanted was her liver.'

'Really? You're a fashion designer for hospital gowns? What a fascinating career!'

101 uses of a dead cat: saw

Watch Your Coat.

'She can't handle fish funerals.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Millman's Dead Cat Museum and Curio Shop