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'Of course I have to poke people, Mom! It's my job!'

"Why exactly was it impossible for you to keep on working at the call centre, Monsieur Jaillir?"

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Best before 65 million BC.

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'

Texturing the Walls

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

The world's most unemployable family

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

'Mind if I join you?'

Joint Ventures!

Blend Schools

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

Children's Book Publisher. It should be good for lots or repeat sales

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

"Get me a young fella-me-lad with a jib I like the cut of."

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

"It's not art, really - just something I pulled out of my butt."

"However, should the need arise at Cyber-Biogenetics, for a trusty sidekick, we have your resume on file."

"No more Dr Nice guy"

'What's our stockbroker doing in the shower? Quick! Run and get me a rolled up copy of the Wall Street Journal!'

A dog whose nose is a gun.

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."