Quirky Cabin Enthusiast Mugs

'When my wife goes outside we sometimes experience a sudden loss of cabin pressure. '

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Football Crazy strip six

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

"January 11. Still struggling with the novel. Chopped more firewood."

"Yes, I appreciate that it's a converted fire station. But I still think I'd prefer stairs."

'Design brief.'

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

'Did you remember to lock the house?'

"Careful in the bathroom—we just had it reimagined."

'I'm from the odd shaped glass supply company.'

'My funny little car is making funny little noises.'

"These mid-winter thaws are such a tease."

"There's a gender neutral toilet under the bed."

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

An Englishman's home is his sand castle.

Circus News

A horse driving a sports car tows an Amish buggy.

'Oh, how utterly romantic! A hunter rug in front of the fireplace!'

"CCCOOOLD!"

Square peg in a round hole: 'I say if it feels right, do it.'

'Well, what do you think?!'

Mountain Weather

"One of my suppliers is letting me use his cabin for a few days."

"Firewood doesn't grow on trees!"

'This is the most unusual post & pier construction I've ever seen.'

"Perfect!"

"Excuse me, do you realise you're wearing an extravagant cut in an executive cut zone?"

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

Joe's Weird and Goofy Travel: 'I want to walk backward across China and Tibet.'