Cabin Enthusiast Mugs

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

"January 11. Still struggling with the novel. Chopped more firewood."

"Sure we like it, but we're back to sweating the small stuff again."

'Did you remember to lock the house?'

Restroom for guests only - Rustic Lodge management,

"One of my suppliers is letting me use his cabin for a few days."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"Mind the whale, dear."

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

'Slip Ahoy!'

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

Building Blocks.

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

James decided to stay in that night.

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

A man and woman use oars from within their car.

"Productivity may be up but I miss seeing people miserable."

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"Admit it, you're lost!"

'If the GPC built office blocks!'