Quirky Cabin Enthusiast Prints

'When my wife goes outside we sometimes experience a sudden loss of cabin pressure. '

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

Football Crazy strip six

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"January 11. Still struggling with the novel. Chopped more firewood."

'What's wrong with you?'

"Yes, I appreciate that it's a converted fire station. But I still think I'd prefer stairs."

'Design brief.'

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

'Did you remember to lock the house?'

"Careful in the bathroom—we just had it reimagined."

'I'm from the odd shaped glass supply company.'

A horse driving a sports car tows an Amish buggy.

"CCCOOOLD!"

An Englishman's home is his sand castle.

'My funny little car is making funny little noises.'

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

"These mid-winter thaws are such a tease."

"There's a gender neutral toilet under the bed."

'Oh, how utterly romantic! A hunter rug in front of the fireplace!'

Circus News

Square peg in a round hole: 'I say if it feels right, do it.'

"Who'd have thought a crease in the plans would result in an award for outstanding architecture?"

'Well, what do you think?!'

Joe's Weird and Goofy Travel: 'I want to walk backward across China and Tibet.'

"Firewood doesn't grow on trees!"

"Perfect!"

"Do you have something in a smaller pig?"

Mountain Weather

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

'This is the most unusual post & pier construction I've ever seen.'