Quirky Bureaucrat T-Shirts

A woman sits in an office of the Food and Drug Administration in - out boxes marked MMMM Good and Oh - Bad.

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

'I want to claim for black marker pens.'

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

"So from the top. If they need urgent help it's form AC/765c, criticl interventions are CV/U657's and..."

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

'I can't say I like your cavalier attitude Benson.'

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

'Thanks for making it guys. Come on in and pull up a chair.' A square hole in an office floor where chairs can be pulled up from

'We're downsizing the Pentagon into a triangle.'

"This position may call for some occasional plumbing."

I see from this you were very good at organising office parties.

"This one is less distracting."

Play Ball!

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.

"Eating the mistakes is a tough job, but somebody has to do it."

Congratulations on winning the Inland Revenue Fiction Award.

Working from home.

'It's saving us a fortune on retirement costs.'

"All staff are equal...but some are more equal than others!"

'May I play through please?'

"They say every team has a member who is suffering from mental health issues. Not this team eh?!"

'The printer repair guy.'

10/03/17 14:03

"Your vacation is over, deal with it!"

'When she grows up she wants to be a nurse and do filing.'

"Woodpecker gets an office job."

You don't have to be crazy to work here. WE CAN TRAIN YOU.

'How about this one? †'Everybody has to wear plaid socks on Tuesdays.''

'Believe me, McFarland, I can appreciate a man who marches to the beat of a different Drum, but you don't march, you boogie!'

"Any word yet on FDA approval?"

Pneumatic seat raised through roof.