Quirky Bumper Sticker Collector Pillows

Car sticker 'My other car is two welded together'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

How am I abducting?

Ask me about my litter! !

Coexist. Coexhaust.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Rabies on board - a couple of rabid babies.

'You know, if you had one of those bumper stickers, I wouldn't be in doggy-therapy.'

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

I brake for federal bailouts.

Pastor's Bumper Sticker: Save the Congregation

'Do you have any of those cars with 'My Child Is An Honor Student' bumper stickers on them?'

Proud Parent Of A Medical School Student With Huge Debt.

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

Tree's Tree Nursery. Get this. Dad is selling those goofy upside-down tomato planters. What idiot would buy them? Thanks! I'll let you know how it works! My idiotic bio teacher.

Antiwar Democrats Get Tough

I break for toilet paper

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

Parts of an automobile

Cat with bumper stickers.

Honk if you're holy.

Top model

'It was owned by a little old lady. Legally, that's all I can say. She still owns the intellectual property rights to her story.'

My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

Practice random turn signals & senseless acts of braking.

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

Dog Sticker Family

Millipede motorist

Reserved parking space occupied by large car with bumper sticker that reads 'How's my CEOing, call . . . '

'We're going broke, Larry. Let's just go back to calling it happy hour.'

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the Antiques Roadshow

Honk If You Hate Frank. Well, it's back to my analyst about my so-called paranoia.

No caption. (Frog drives car. Bumper stickers indicate that driver's family includes a spouse and many tadpoles.)