Bumper Sticker Collector Pillows

'You know, if you had one of those bumper stickers, I wouldn't be in doggy-therapy.'

I break for toilet paper

Sign in back of car window; 'I'd rather be malingering.'

Bumper Stickers for Seniors.

"Never mind my driving. How is your driving? Oh, a little defensive are we, now that the shoe is on the other foot? Well, boo-de-hoo-hoo!"

Honk if you love Jesus... text while driving if you want to meet him.

"Honk if you'd like your horn shoved down your throat!"

Mushroom Farm truck has bumper sticker reading 'Shitake happens',

Shiitake Happens

Police car bumper sticker: 'Honk if you want a traffic ticket'.

"I brake for no reason"

Uniformed but Passionate

My child is an honor student at Glasslicker Elementary School.

"Sorry, I was trying to read your sticker."

Remora bumper stickers

'My other car is a Mercedes, too' bumper sticker.

Was His (bumper sticker)

Big car with machine gun poking through window, bumper sticker reads: Yardie on board.

Car with JUST RAGING notice on boot

Honk If You've Exhausted All Other Possibilities.

Philosopher's Tours - Honk If You Know the Meaning of Life.

Pastor's Bumper Sticker: Save the Congregation

I brake for federal bailouts.

"Oh I have plenty of opinions. I just don't choose to express them."

Reserved parking space occupied by large car with bumper sticker that reads 'How's my CEOing, call . . . '

Bumper stickers in the Demolition Derby.

Car stickers: GONE FISHING,GONE BERSERK

Honk if you *heart* yourself.

'I don't think it's very funny and neither does Mother.'

Cat with bumper stickers.

If Rocks Are Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Have Rocks.

'If you can read this you're too close.'

Honk if you Love Yourself

Cupckaes are the antidote for anger.

'It's amazing, the way we met. I had just finished reading his bumper sticker 'Let's not meet by accident' when I tail-gated him.'