Bumper Sticker Collector Pillows

'You know, if you had one of those bumper stickers, I wouldn't be in doggy-therapy.'

Sign in back of car window; 'I'd rather be malingering.'

I break for toilet paper

Bumper Stickers for Seniors.

Remora bumper stickers

Shiitake Happens

"I brake for no reason"

Uniformed but Passionate

"Honk if you'd like your horn shoved down your throat!"

Mushroom Farm truck has bumper sticker reading 'Shitake happens',

Police car bumper sticker: 'Honk if you want a traffic ticket'.

"Sorry, I was trying to read your sticker."

My child is an honor student at Glasslicker Elementary School.

Was His (bumper sticker)

'My other car is a Mercedes, too' bumper sticker.

Honk if you *heart* yourself.

Philosopher's Tours - Honk If You Know the Meaning of Life.

Big car with machine gun poking through window, bumper sticker reads: Yardie on board.

Reserved parking space occupied by large car with bumper sticker that reads 'How's my CEOing, call . . . '

Bumper stickers in the Demolition Derby.

Car stickers: GONE FISHING,GONE BERSERK

I brake for federal bailouts.

'I don't think it's very funny and neither does Mother.'

If Rocks Are Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Have Rocks.

'If you can read this you're too close.'

Honk if you Love Yourself

Cupckaes are the antidote for anger.

'It's amazing, the way we met. I had just finished reading his bumper sticker 'Let's not meet by accident' when I tail-gated him.'

"Baldo, putting my name on my car is silly. If I'm sticking a message on my window, it's going to be more useful than my name."

"I want a bumper sticker that says 'My other car is a figment of my imagination'."

"Remember no one is thoroughly vetted until we've seen their tattoos and bumper stickers."

"It looks like distance learning didn't go so well for the Smiths this year."

Big Man Baby On Board

"Oh I have plenty of opinions. I just don't choose to express them."

Honk If You've Exhausted All Other Possibilities.