Quirky Brainiac T-Shirts

His sister wanted to try some keyhole brain surgey.

"Carl had the mouth of a truck driver... Sorry, Carl, I just can't make no sense from all those words comin’ out your pie hole. A truck driver with a Ph.D. in mathematical logic."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Albert Einstein

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

The Map of the human brain

'Here's MY information highway!'

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

Miss America IQ Pageant

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

The intellectual.

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

'I don't care if he does have an I.Q. of 169. I still think he's faking.'

Genius Envy

Brains - Java Man, Neanderthal Man, Modern Man.

The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat, and the Woman who Mistook her Husband for a New Mercedes.

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

Switch on brain

The earlier, less publicized discovery of gravity by Corblatt.

Reading newspaper makes you smart.

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

Bigger Brain

Thinking Cap (a hat in the form of a brain).

"Apparently the will was typed up wrong and UCLA got all your husband's money...and you get his brain!"

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

The power of the brain

X-RAY

"As explained, Parkinson's Disease is a depletion of dopamine in the brain. But before you fill up that space with a lot of negative thoughts, let's discuss your treatment options."

Institute for the study of deja vu.

'...I thought maybe your brain had developed the ability to reason before mine.'