Quirky Bar Hoppers Mugs

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

"This place has the best happy hour."

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Beer Stall

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

Dolphin friendly tuna

Best Before 5th Pint.

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Just the one...

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

"She said 'let's go for a walk in the park'. It turned into a quagmire."

Sober Tooth Tiger

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

Next Round Indicator

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

It's like playing hooky...I let my cell phone batteries die!

'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'