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Undesirable Tourist Attractions.

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

"Frosty the Repairman"

"I won't bring any more friends home unless you let me play with them first!"

Believe or not but before he became a famous artist he was a shoe salesman.

Pickles the Clown: Son of Bonzo and Gwen. A Pro to the End.

Family Portrait

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

Man on desert island sees tightrope walker on horizon.

'Wow, a weird animal without a mouth.'

"Forensics put time of death about 3 hours ago chief. . .they're certain it was a potato gun."

"Honey, you'll never guess what movie was partially filmed here. . ."

Mr. & Mrs. Putty get dream home.

"Boy, I have such a bad hangover! The guy I stung last night was drunk..."

The Toilet Bike.

Mutant Moontunes - Fringeless Nigel

"Looks like the thong birds are getting ready to fly south for the winter."

Historic Landmark: Home of the Old Woman.

"It's obviously fake and it looks ridiculous ... still... I find it weirdly attractive."

Shakuhachi!

At the Sloth Amusement Park

'My parents went to the crocodile petting zoo and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

'That reminds me. . . how's your mom?'

The Frog, Flamingo, and Umbrella.

Zoo gate and Ooz door.

Because it contains thousands of individual characters, burping the alphabet in Japan is truly a glorious achievement.

Revenge of the Watermelons.

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

Chameleon knocking out a kangaroo with its tongue.

Vultures wait on a desert island.

Mickey Mouth.

Identity Crisis - cat in dog kennel.

Here lies Rufus J. Tosser. Inventor of the boomerang hand grenade.

"And he thought that was his lucky hat."