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'And here's your cod, 'Arthur'.'

"He was a sea rescue."

"They followed me home from school - can I keep 'em?"

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

Football Crazy strip six

"Lap fish..."

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

Upper East Side Dog Park

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"Peace. Love. Adopt."

Priest with the Pet Devil.

'...and please God, protect the social security fund for another sixty years.'

"My fella was chucked out of the water-birth for running around the pool and bombing."

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

"He's a fussy eater."

Dog fetches dice

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

Fish in Water Cooler.

'Monster mobiles.'

'Last month's technology' bin next to electronics store.

Joey tries to teach his pet rock how to swim.

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

'It's time you knew, Son -- you were abandoned here as a child by aliens.'

'He's invented blogging.'

'Here, you're allowed to sharpen your claws to your heart's content!'

'Interesting. . . 'While dogs respond to dog whistles, wolverines respond only to cash and traveler's checks.''

"Mom, Dad - I'm adopted, aren't I?"