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The Harrisons enjoyed indoor furniture biking

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Hay Rides $10

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

wattle covers

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

The Phyllis Diller Collection

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

Cow Pilot.

'Does it bother you that I use wadded tissues as pillows?'

"I can't eat all that."

Pine Hill Hot Dog Water Springs

Movie with dinner: Now serving Texas Chainsaw Casserole.

"Up here! Beef jerky, trail mix, energy bars!"

Polo and Croquet player battle for the ball.

A businessman watches as a girl walks past carrying a balloon with his face on it.

"Do you think Ms. Culbertson was a little miffed?"

Forget Your Worries at Velton Corners, Spa.

Desert Island Water skiing.

'And to think that only yesterday I was a lonely scientist and you were a failed experiment!'

Emo Snail

101 uses of a dead cat: piano stand.

Face painting vs bottom painting

'We get most of our recreation at home.'

Barbers Shop: 'I think we can manage the look you're after sir - just stand with your back against...'

Giant Shoe Sale

'Hard left, Doctor-hard left! Don't go and land it in 2020!

Flip This Housecoat

'And as the sun sets over the hills.'

Tiny Dinosaur.