Quirky Academic Debate Fan Gifts

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

Oligarchy

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

Dialogue

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

"Now that's a win."

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

I'm not making enough money to like you.

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

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Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

Obama Healthcare.

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."