Quip Lovers Mugs

"Omigod. The entire axis of boring is in there."

Vicious Circle

"I love you, you big fool."

'What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?'

Can you mumble, mumble mumble? You're mumbling. What are you saying? I'm asking for your mumble, mumble. You're asking for my help? I can't get the word out. Can I get a little mumble? Mumble.

Sharp Eyes

Jokes machine.

"I'll kill you if you crack your knuckles again."

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

Bat out of Hell

Teddy Boys' Picnic

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

Karine Jean-Pierre

Ask Sadie

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

Time Table

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

"I've got a friend who thinks I'm Napoleon."

The First Commuters

Backdoor

'His dad was a standup. He's a quip off the old block.'

Wise Cracker

'She'd put 'The fear of God' into God himself!'

'Cannibalism has always repulsed me - until i tasted Aunty Judy's knees'

Figure of Eight

Bored Room

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

Strike A Balance

Back Down

"We met at the library..."

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

"I wish I had his I.Q.!"

'Of course you can stay the night-what d'you fancy-on top or underneath?'

Mega Phone

Bit on the Side