Quiff Lover Mugs

Teddy Boys' Picnic

"I love you, you big fool."

Quills - Sizes 1-9

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"I'll kill you if you crack your knuckles again."

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"I've got a friend who thinks I'm Napoleon."

The First Commuters

'Cannibalism has always repulsed me - until i tasted Aunty Judy's knees'

Tough Love 2000

Romance

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

'Of course you can stay the night-what d'you fancy-on top or underneath?'

Does this restaurant allow substitutions? Menu. If we did, do you think you'd be sitting here right now?

"Freudian Slip"

It started as a mutal distate for publicity, but soon blossomed into a cheap physical act...

The British Society of Campanology...

"Well of course it's unintelligible. I'm an English professor!"

"I've always wanted to be in a committed relationship."

"It might be a traffic cone to you sir, but it happens to be my favourite."

'Wow, you must be good. I never met another impersonator with a fifth-degree sequin belt.'

Have a drink with me tonight. I can't I'm married. Tell your husband you're working. Tell him yourself, he's shaving you.

'Dear Abby: I continually find myself asking for advice from complete strangers. Please help.'

'You wouldn't be so quiet either if you had to sit on this board!'

'Maybe we should start a profit scaring scheme?'

'Can my feminine side take out a restraining order againist my masculine side?'

'Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.'

The M.R.I. of Love

"Trevor was raised in the wild by sloths."

Help! Original inventor of multi-tasking.

'You're right - he's trying to communicate.'