Quilt Whisperer Prints

I quilt therefore I am

Police Feline Unit

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"It get it – you're hungry."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

Biofelineism

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Children's Feast.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

'He's not supposed to go out.'

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Cats and gardens.

Cat Reunion

'You've made a powerful enemy'

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Litter Tray Training

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

Cat in Tree.

Catatonic

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.