Quietude Gifts

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

Hush puppy.

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

Crowded Ice Fishing

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

She required plenty of personal space.

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

The best relationships are silent.

Confucius say: shut up.

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

"If someone says they're a leader and no one hears it, is it true?"

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

"Can you hit the mute button on him? I'm trying to watch TV."

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it — who cares?!"

'Nice job, Harold, you finally found me a nice quiet nesting place.'

Shut the F#%* up! (Formally Shhhh!)

Free Little Library

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

"I'm excited to leave this party we're going to."

Introvert Career Faire.

"George is a deep thinker, but his thoughts rarely come to the surface."

"As a single diner, you will be seated at an awkward table by the restrooms where your lonely presence won't bother other diners."

An advertisement in an apartment window reads 'Drum Kit For Sale' - the sign in the neighbours window reads 'Thank God!'.

'No, sir, we don't have a big noise. We have a chief librarian.'

'I never wanted a dishwasher. I find the best place to get some peace from my teenagers is the kitchen when the sink is full of dirty dishes.'

Card night for introverts.

Make America Quiet

"I love our comfortable silences."