Quiet Activities Gifts

Card night for introverts.

Hush puppy.

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

She required plenty of personal space.

The best relationships are silent.

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

Time for sports camp, Teddy. Let's go! Unghhh � I thought you hated all the sports craziness. Summer camps avoid the worst problems. I forget. Parent's aren't allowed. Heaven on earth.

Confucius say: shut up.

"Not now, Matthew. This is Daddy's quiet-desperation time."

"So, you're staying in then?"

Amongst the rush.

"Since he retired, he hasn't quite figured out what to do with himself!"

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

'I think you got the drummer - Now try for the trumpet player!'

Computer with moon screensaver

"It's lonely at the top, but don't you love the solitude."

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it — who cares?!"

Fetching, rolling over, playing dead, sitting up

'That's where he goes to regain his sanity.'

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

Free Little Library

"Hey, Eli, would you and your little friend mind getting as far away from me as humanly possible?"

"She also sits up there so she doesn't have to talk to anyone."

Eco-tourists vs echo tourists.

'Like to read, huh? Me, too. I'm a big reader. I just finished a book by Brown. you know Dan Brown? Great writer...'

Introvert Career Faire.

"As a single diner, you will be seated at an awkward table by the restrooms where your lonely presence won't bother other diners."

Bill's never been a team player.

FE. I understand they're librarians. SHH.

"Oh, thank God!"

"I love our comfortable silences."