Quiet Reflection Gifts

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

'It's amazing how you do it? Fade into the background and go unnoticed like you don't even exist?'

"Hmm...I don't like it - it's too quiet..."

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

Hush puppy.

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

James decided to stay in that night.

The best relationships are silent.

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

Chess on TV

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

'I said you can't touch me - it's my religion.'

'He's a man of few words. Words to the editor not included.'

If a tweet is sent out and no one signs up to read it, does it exist? Happens millions of times a day.

"If someone says they're a leader and no one hears it, is it true?"

"I'm expecting easy confirmation."

Computer with moon screensaver

William would often take long walks along the beach, seeking inspiration for his next timesheet.

Poet beside a (literally) babbling brook.

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it — who cares?!"

"With proper editing, I've had a good life."

Hello- I'm a Wreck.

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

"As a single diner, you will be seated at an awkward table by the restrooms where your lonely presence won't bother other diners."

The John Cage Carollers

"Do you believe in life after drink?"

This is a library - no sonic booms, please.

Card night for introverts.

"A perfectly working medical alert button! ...But no one ever heard it!"

Very little fan fair.

Big frog in a small pond: 'Now if I could only find true love...'

"She's really great. Maybe we can be friends and not hang out."

'I live in quiet desperation - it was either that or Tunbridge Wells.'