Quiet Camper T-Shirts

If a tree falls in the forest...(Annual Field Trip - Society for the Deaf and Mute).

"Ahhh... close enough."

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Support Group for a Good Problem

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

The Brothers Grime

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

Building a Shelter

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

Now that we've got all the mosquitoes trapped in here, let's sleep out there.

'Okay guys - lights out!'

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

GLAD-YOU-ATION

"You need to make room for the dirty laundry."

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

Local, free-range bug juice.

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

Bear Recycling.

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

Phone Mittens

"Everything's great, doctor! In fact, ever since I met Peggy, I feel like I'm floating on air!"

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky

"Well, Doctor, I can't seem to stop smiling all te time!"

'This has scotched his claim that I'm too old for an economy camping holiday!'