Quick-text Pro Gifts

Life can be very short...status updates should therefore be very quick!!!

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"You know, there are other emojis."

Oymoticons

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

'Peekaboo!'

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

LOOK BHIND U!

Modern Narcissism

"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"

'Well done Hopkins - I hear you cleared your in tray for the first time in twenty years.'

covid mask - Lend me your ears

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

"I lost all my hair to the texting bubbles that came and went without saying a word."

No, boss, we still don't have an emoticon that says 'I'm laughing all the way to the bank.''

'Yes, a winky face is correcy...But in ancient times, the semicolon was actually used to separate archaic written devices know as 'complete sentences.''

'It's not easy texting messages to my mom. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling.'

Where did Mommy go? Turtle Peekaboo.

Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.

'I don't have time to read a book a month, what about a pamphlet club?'

'You've been texting during work hours again!. . . Your keypad is still warm!'

'You're entitled to one text message, 160 characters max, so you better make it count.'

'If you can hear me, Larry Gligstein, please send a text to 555-703-7193

Girl reads a book called Speed Texting For Everyday Use

"The bunny did not get the job because the bunny is cute. The bunny got the job because the bunny knows WordPerfect."

"Just give me the broad strokes."

'Ed, writing 'Show me a case where it 'aint so' is not only improper grammar, it's also an improper geometric proof.'

"Always blame your mistakes on autocorrect and watch out for that tree."

"Click heels... needed ASAP... in Kansas."

"Grandma just texted back some acronym I've never heard of. What's HUH?"