Quick Shopper Mugs

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

Unfinished Funiture Store.

Unusual Offers

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

'Please enter your pin now.'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

I e-bay t-shirt.

"Does it come with magnets?"

"What's the cheapest thing we can order and still get a box?"

"It looked different on the internet."

Jumble Sale

The Evolution Of Man - Hunt and Gather/Point and Click

'Enough EBAY already!'

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

Complex Carbs

'Look, we have 7 and we have 5 . . . I make that 75 �' the number of your house!'

"My Doordash driver is at the front gate."

Pet shop with recipes stand outside.