Quick Service Seeker Pillows

"Hurry up, MacDonalds can make a shake in 5 seconds"

Ancient Racing

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

Bob's Driving School.

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

Computer Controlled Car

'Yeah, my phone folds out into a TV tray.'

Exit. My problem is restaurants have drive-throughs, and fitness centers don't.

'...and this is the Mess.'

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

Irregulars

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

Cow outboard engine

Food van driving through an office.

Church: Open Sundays

'I'd love to put you behind the wheel of this car. However, I doubt the bank will allow you to finance it for 30,000 months.'

Bertha's: A bank that's more than a bank. It's also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor.

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

"My boss wanted someone with drive so I hired a NASCAR racer."

Slipstream

"Unfortunately, extinction was inevitable for the Have-a-need-for-speed-asaurus."