Quick Escape Artist Gifts

"I think Lisa finally mastered the Irish Goodnye."

Tonight's specials are on the blackboard next to the exit, Miss. Some women find this very convenient for quick getaways. Menu. Menu.

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...

Desert Island Fantasies

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

Tweaking the CV.

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

Crib Escape

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

Wishing Well

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

Dreaming of Holidays.

'Something tells me asking him to delay his retirement may be futile.'

Fox hunting.

"Thank god we're out of the city."

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

Tsunami Evac Route

Prisoner Crossing

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'

On Holiday

"Ambitions... to retire on full pay and just go fishing."