Quick Escape Artist Gifts

Are you searching for a gift that captures the essence of a quick escape artist? From witty mugs to clever t-shirts, find items that celebrate their love for speedy getaways and clever escapes with humor and style. Perfect for those who love to slip away in a flash or have a knack for sudden exits.

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"I think Lisa finally mastered the Irish Goodnye."

"I think Lisa finally mastered the Irish Goodnye." mockup

"I think Lisa finally mastered the Irish Goodnye."

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'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.' mockup

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

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"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

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"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..." mockup

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

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"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband." mockup

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

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"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir." mockup

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

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"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband." mockup

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

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"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye." mockup

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

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An alleyway leads to a scenic area. mockup

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

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Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them. mockup

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

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Desert Island Fantasies

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Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo! mockup

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

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Crib Escape

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Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman mockup

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

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Tweaking the CV.

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'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!' mockup

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

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'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.' mockup

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

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'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...' mockup

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

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Fox hunting.

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"Thank god we're out of the city." mockup

"Thank god we're out of the city."

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Dreaming of Holidays.

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"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

"My entire family's coming for the holidays." mockup

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

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An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

An office worker daydreams about a new poster. mockup

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

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'Something tells me asking him to delay his retirement may be futile.'

'Something tells me asking him to delay his retirement may be futile.' mockup

'Something tells me asking him to delay his retirement may be futile.'

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"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it." mockup

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

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Wishing Well

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"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?" mockup

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

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Tsunami Evac Route

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'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.' mockup

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'

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Prisoner Crossing

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"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan." mockup

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

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'A couple of trees, a few shrubs...it started just like any other atrium.'

'A couple of trees, a few shrubs...it started just like any other atrium.' mockup

'A couple of trees, a few shrubs...it started just like any other atrium.'

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'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.' mockup

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

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"Ambitions... to retire on full pay and just go fishing."

"Ambitions... to retire on full pay and just go fishing." mockup

"Ambitions... to retire on full pay and just go fishing."

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Quick Escape Artist Gifts Collection

Quick Escape Artist Mugs

Explore our collection of quirky mugs that celebrate the quick escape artist in your life—funny, clever, and perfect for every coffee break.

Quick Escape Artist Pillows

Discover cozy pillows with clever escape artist themes—funny and charming, ideal for livening up any space with personality.

Quick Escape Artist Prints

Browse our art prints that capture the quick escape artist spirit—perfect for decorating with humor and cleverness.

Quick Escape Artist T-Shirts

Check out our playful t-shirts designed for those who love a quick getaway—witty, stylish, and perfect for fun-loving escape artists.