Quick-draw Aspirant Gifts

"Okay, I'm not the fastest gun in the west. . . but I am the fastest gun in my immediate family!"

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

Bench Press Accident

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"I find you can't have too many man caves."

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

'The test results indicate that you were drawn very fast and with the left hand.'

"I don't know which makes me happier: switching to natural gas to save money or watching the fight about fracking in order to get that gas."

'I turn the other cheek more now that Botox has made it wrinkle-free.'

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

'Buy this house sir, and you could be a star in a DIY make-over programme!'

'Do you know any other poses?'

'I don't know what happened! All I did was say I went into medicine for the money!'

"Anyone else having trouble drawing hands?"

Turtle nude painting.

'That's right, Mr. Thomas, a bowl of cherries, we don't do nudes.'

'For goodness sake, Miss Pendleton, stop jiggling about!'

"I've tried seated and crouching but you really can't beat a sleeping nude."

Life drawing class.

"At the moment I just follow, but someday I hope to be followed."

"MMPHH. . . I said I don't think I'm built for yoga!"

"Dang! This guy's good!"

"Could you keep still?"

"I know we don't have a garden, but I panicked!"

Green Fingers.

'You're supposed to draw something.'

'He's at the pinnacle, but not at the pinnacle of his PROFESSION.'

'There's a bit of Rubens in Victor.'

Artist studies trampolinist.

Unpublished Authors of the Big Bangs Theory

'How much longer.'

Life Drawing Class

Spring Painter

Advanced Russian - Beginning Finnish

'Please make it rain on the garden but not the lawn.'