Queue Observer Mugs

Q this side. P this side.

"I got kicked out for cutting in line. Now I'll never find out what it's for."

'Sorry, you'll have to wait - now I have a call...'

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

Queue for the End of Lockdown

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

"Leak to the press: Brussels bail-outs are French currency manipulation, costing British bureaucrats' jobs!"

"Bob, you've been warned before. You can't come to prayer just to gather gossip material."

Chess on TV

John Kerry making a speak: 'What'd he say?'

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

'This breed can smell incompetence.'

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

The First Commuters

"I'm starting to miss the summer people. It's been weeks since I glowered."

Wrong note.

An orca tries to infiltrate the penguin camp.

'Serves me right for frowning.'

"Of course I'm no expert. But I still think it's: 'Sniff butt, bury bone. Sniff butt, bury bone...'"

"It's not what you do, it's what people see that counts"

Hello- I'm a Wreck.

"This is not the sort of America I envisioned, Tom-an America in which the middle class has to use public transportation."

UK Economy April

'Is your holiday really necessary ?...Your company first!'

"I'm sick of Mr. Rod complaining about me behind my back...especially when he does it right to my face!"

"I know what's happened. This is Meet-n-mingle. You should be next door at Hobnobbing."

"We'd like to begin by boarding all passengers who feel impatient."

"I was called, I was chosen - I was sacked."

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

Welcome signs 'Pinefalls, pop 186, plus 3 atheists we don't like to mention'