Queue Navigator Mugs

"I identify with shorter lines."

"I told you we had to leave earlier."

'Your 2:33 appointment is here....'

"My milk is gonna spoil if I stand here any longer."

"Mr Yomp is in a big hurry, so give him 'speedy runaround number 39'. . ."

"It shouldn't be long. He's just running a little behind schedule."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Computer Expert

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

"I am not asking for directions."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

Network Extending from Buttonhole

Battery Lighthouse

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"We'll start with the appetizer, move on to the entree, and then finish up with dessert."

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

Titanic: How's my steering.

"Can I tell you about a few items that aren't on the menu?"

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

"It's not who you know, it's how you use them."

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"I recommend number five if you have only $20 so that you can still leave a tip."

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."