Bank Queue Navigator Mugs

At the bank - "Let me though I'm a doctor."

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'I think you need to reboot your fiscal compass.'

'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

'It's a private school. Can't say which one, it's private.'

"These fish quotas are getting ridiculous."

Earl checks his balance at the bank.

'We're going to need a bit more than comfortably off, I'm afraid.'

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

Congestion Eases Inexplicably

"I just want Velveetaaaaaaa!"

"We'd like to begin by boarding all passengers who feel impatient."

"I want to complain about how long I've had to queue to make my complaint."

Easy Course

jumping hoops for mortgages and loans...

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Been waiting long?"

Hard to Reach Books.

'Is it out of order or out of money?'

"I told you we had to leave earlier."

'Okay, Bancroft - here we go again.'

'Good bye, dear. Have mercy.'

Line Forms Here / Line Ends Here.

"My milk is gonna spoil if I stand here any longer."

Express Lane Ten Items Or Less Or A $5 Surcharge.

"What type of Line are you using?"

"I identify with shorter lines."

'Uh - oh... it seems the cashout queue was really long today...'

Inflation heading towards 3 percent.

'I like being last in line. That way, I'm the last fool to part with his money.'

Woman being hypnotised at Hypnotism section in library.

"How should I know if this the book I'm supposed to return if I haven't even read it?"

"Mr Yomp is in a big hurry, so give him 'speedy runaround number 39'. . ."