Bank Queue Navigator Mugs

At the bank - "Let me though I'm a doctor."

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'I think you need to reboot your fiscal compass.'

'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

'It's a private school. Can't say which one, it's private.'

"These fish quotas are getting ridiculous."

Earl checks his balance at the bank.

'We're going to need a bit more than comfortably off, I'm afraid.'

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

Congestion Eases Inexplicably

"I just want Velveetaaaaaaa!"

"I want to complain about how long I've had to queue to make my complaint."

"We'd like to begin by boarding all passengers who feel impatient."

Easy Course

jumping hoops for mortgages and loans...

"Been waiting long?"

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'Is it out of order or out of money?'

Hard to Reach Books.

"I told you we had to leave earlier."

Line Forms Here / Line Ends Here.

'Good bye, dear. Have mercy.'

'Okay, Bancroft - here we go again.'

"My milk is gonna spoil if I stand here any longer."

Express Lane Ten Items Or Less Or A $5 Surcharge.

"What type of Line are you using?"

"I identify with shorter lines."

'Uh - oh... it seems the cashout queue was really long today...'

Inflation heading towards 3 percent.

Woman being hypnotised at Hypnotism section in library.

"How should I know if this the book I'm supposed to return if I haven't even read it?"

"Mr Yomp is in a big hurry, so give him 'speedy runaround number 39'. . ."

Airport Wait