Queue Observer Prints

Q this side. P this side.

'Would the jerk who just cut in front of the Starbucks line please report to a white discourtesy phone.'

"I got kicked out for cutting in line. Now I'll never find out what it's for."

'Sorry, you'll have to wait - now I have a call...'

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

Queue for the End of Lockdown

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"Leak to the press: Brussels bail-outs are French currency manipulation, costing British bureaucrats' jobs!"

"Bob, you've been warned before. You can't come to prayer just to gather gossip material."

Chess on TV

John Kerry making a speak: 'What'd he say?'

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

The First Commuters

'This breed can smell incompetence.'

Wrong note.

"I'm starting to miss the summer people. It's been weeks since I glowered."

A psychic predicts the discovery of gluten.

An orca tries to infiltrate the penguin camp.

'Serves me right for frowning.'

"Of course I'm no expert. But I still think it's: 'Sniff butt, bury bone. Sniff butt, bury bone...'"

"It's not what you do, it's what people see that counts"

"Eight hours and still not a bird to be seen."

Regional manager Dan Blunquist introduces a disgruntled employee to his new open-door policy.

"I was called, I was chosen - I was sacked."

"This is not the sort of America I envisioned, Tom-an America in which the middle class has to use public transportation."

"I'm sick of Mr. Rod complaining about me behind my back...especially when he does it right to my face!"

UK Economy April

Hello- I'm a Wreck.