Queue Banter Prints

"Been waiting long?"

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

'Is that the smell of fear? Or is it just Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria?'

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

"I just saw some confused old goat pee all over the bathroom floor." "That was a mirror. And that wasn't the bathroom."

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

Instant Gratification service desk (with a long queue and delay)

'Advertising: Don't get me started! I mean what's Phil Collins in a Gorilla suit, got to do with chocolate?'

Easter Island Safe Distancing Barber Queue

'I'm having trouble with drinking. . . I'm getting Arthritis in my elbow.'

I'm not retired yet...I'm just practicing.

Sandwich Bar.

Congestion Eases Inexplicably

MAN OF THE YEAR, 'You must come here a lot.'

Barrier around water cooler

'No, I don't like them, their shirts make me look fat.'

'Bad news and good news, Tomano... they're abolishing my job and I'm taking yours.'

"I put an olive in my beer and turn it into a health drink."

Express queue at Lapland.

"Wine improves with age."

"You know I hate queues, let's wait for the next one."

Mickey Mouth.

Stand in the Q.

'Who's next'

Taxi Rank

"It's not what you think. I'm from South Dakota."

'There's Ron. He's always struggling with his wait.'

"Here's one - what gets shorter after a pandemic but stays just as long?"

Post Office (packages for delivery)

You're a smooth talker, but you have no lips. Sadly, you have the gift of gab, but not the gift of gob. Bar.