Questioning Champions T-Shirts

"You're good at asking all the right questions. Now let's hear some right answers."

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"Yeah, but no progress in meeting..."

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

"Are you busy or are you at work?"

'Get the ball, Leonard! The winning run is rounding second base! You've only got a matter of hours before he scores!'

"How did I get to be the only one that listens?"

"I've been married for twenty years. How's that for conflict resolution?"

Bob finally catches a break.

'There's quite a power struggle going on.'

"I can say 'Yes, sir,' in three different languages."

"Do you mind if I use your phone to tell all my friends I got the job?"

"We need to hurry to your next extracurricular activity before the void of my unfulfilled ambitions catches up."

"Philip has questioned my stewardship."

'My mind's gone blank.'

"This call is monitored for quality. Try to keep up your end of the conversation."

"You're so easy to talk to - not everyone is such a good listener."

"You're not holding up your end of the conversation."

"I shot 60 and you say that isn't bad, but I aim to do even better on the second hole!"

Bertrand Russell.

"The crazy thing is I actually managed to give up in the summer"

Cyber Mansplaining

Silencing women's opinions

"In business, before you know the answers... you need to know the questions."

"Tell them that hilarious story about your colonoscopy."

Terrible with Names Anonymous

'Get with it, Ralph! Trophies are meaningless, when everyone gets one!'

'Never mind sir, going bald means less hair to keep tidy.'

"I try to focus all my sexual energy on sex."

'Who made him boss?!'

'Sorry, but your time on hold has expired. CLICK!'