Quest Completer Prints

Homo Gamus

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Gamers

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

Toastquest!

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

Two men in war bonnets sit in front of a giant skull

"Sign here, initial here, rassle Zeke for the keys and you're all set."

"How would I know what 'the meaning of life' is...? I was hoping you were mountain rescue!"

"Bev, send in someone who knows when I'm fishing for compliments."

"The road head is filled with danger. Take this lawyer for protection."

'Who is John Galt?'

"Great interview! and your credentials are impeccable, there's just one last thing..."

'The keeper of the secret bowl.'

'Come here and tell me what you think about this dress!'

"And now, for your final exam, Caleb."

'Look Arthur! Your Holy Grail!'

Why men hate to stop and ask for directions.

Incentives.

Jigsaw puzzle

'The small sword? That's for internships.'

"Your appointment's at 2:00 but you'll need to be here by 11:00 to start filling out the forms."

"You'll need to fill out this form before we can assist you."

"Whoever can remove this shall rule all of England."

"Forget the damn white whale, boys! My disability claim was approved. Turn this tub around."

God Fishes for Attention