Quest Hero Prints

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"He was a very good boy."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Homo Gamus

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Gamers

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Smile

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

Football.

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

Toastquest!

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

"The Equal Opportunity people say I can't call you my sidekick any more. You're now my personal assistant."

'Your Dad'll give your bike back when he realises he won't qualify for 2012.'

Prehistoric bikes and their advanced helmets.

Two men in war bonnets sit in front of a giant skull

"What an amazing view!"

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

"How would I know what 'the meaning of life' is...? I was hoping you were mountain rescue!"

"Sign here, initial here, rassle Zeke for the keys and you're all set."

"The road head is filled with danger. Take this lawyer for protection."

'I must warn you: I'm a level 85 Death Knight!'

Encouragement from Crashed Driver

"Thank God he was wearing a safety helmet."

"Wear a helmet."

'Who is John Galt?'