Queer Culture Lover Gifts

Gay Rights Society Out, Proud

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Nun Fight.

May all your birthday wishes come true..

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

God save the Queen.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: A Bob Named Sue

Gender Specific Bath Towels (Hers)

Josephine Baker

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

'Well now, there's a coincidence. We're Adam and Yves too!'

"Pansexual"

OCCASIONALLY HOMO ERECTUS, THE FIRST SPECIES TO USE TOOLS AND WEAPONS, CROSSED PATHS WITH HOMO SPIFICUS, THE FIRST SPECIES TO WEAR SPATS AND DRINK COCKTAILS>

'I caught this one while fishing off of a bridge in Venice.'

''Pop'? In my part of the country they're called a 'Soda-Tart'.'

Easter Island Bonnets

"Tarantino's here! Everybody run!"

"Excuse me, pal, but is this the road less traveled?"

Conductor and Quasimodo.

"Take me to Joanna Lumley."

"When they get injured now, the physio goes on first followed by their stylist and image consultant..."

'Remember, honey, we're in Mexico, not Europe.'

"Why do you always get to be the gay icon?"

AD 763. Hopeful entrants in the first Easter Island Idol competition.

'Well, you insisted on going to the end of the rainbow and taking whatever is there. Have at it, buddy.'

Our English climate. - May-day for the sweeps.

Large, hairy gay man is caught in a 'bear' trap.

'My wife left me, but the good news is I get to keep the igloo...'

Luciano Pavarotti.

'You two need to get over yourselves and just ask for directions.'

Hillbilly.