Gay Culture Enthusiast Gifts

"It's my hunk-mail"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Great Chinese Dynasties

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

Omara Portuondo

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

World Tour.

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

Superheroes take a selfie

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

"Hugh fans!"

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"He's gone goth"

"I'm the bad guy..."

Michael Jackson

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

Filet minion

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

Bryan Ferry

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

Little Known Moments In History

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

"It's called, 'Goth'."

Introducing Piza Island.