Queer Culture Aficionados T-Shirts

"Do the math, Robin, you're the only one around here with a girlfriend...of course were all merry."

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

'There it is, 'Twerk', right next to 'Twerp'.'

May all your birthday wishes come true..

The return of the four sheepskins

Easter Candy Island.

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges.

Celebrity Phrenologist.

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

Ether Island

'Actually, we're here to pitch a treatment for a new Star Trek series.'

God save the Queen.

Ghosts from around the world

Gender Specific Bath Towels (Hers)

"Today on the ask Sadie show, we'll be addressing one single topic: 'Wolverine.' Specifically, we'll be talking about how most of you freaks who were obsessed with it for months are no longer talking about it. You people today have the attention span of a chimpanzee!!! That's an average of about 20 seconds, for those of you who still remember what I just said."

What Do You Do When You're Caring For Someone with Alzheimer's?

"Congratulations! You unlocked the devil in your coffee. Microwave a seventh time and you'll meet L. Ron Hubbard."

"Why is there an ad for Jay-Z in the New England Journal of Pediatric Medicine?!"

New around here?

Marilyn Manson Fan.

My Youtube channel's taking off. Mine too, little buddy. You have a Youtube channel? Of course, it's got 12.8 million subscribers. I accompanies my best-selling MANuals book series. I post a video per day. There's "Pickup Artist Mondays," "Man-Grooming Tuesdays," "Relationship Escape-Artist Wednesdays" ... "Become an Alpha in Five Minutes Thursdays" ... "New Advances in Speedos Fridays," and "Using Quantum Physics and the Multiverse Theory to Explain Why that Lady She Caught You with was Actuall

"Pansexual"

'I thought you said you were taking me to Swan Lake?'

"Who allowed Andy Serkis to Mo-Cap Beverly?"

We hadn't realised your body language was French....

The Wackoman (Heat it).

'You see! What did I tell you about this place?'

'The difference between this place and yoghurt is... Yoghurt has real culture!'

Back to School '95

Just what were you doing in Georgia anyways Hmmm Isn't it true that you were lookin' for a soul to steal Your confession states that you were in a bind cause you were way behind, Care to elaborate, Mr, Seacrest I mean, Lucifer,,

The Leaning Tower of Pizza

Matthew Perry.

Fast Food Sacrifice

"We can only apologise, Mr. Kent. But wouldn't you think that a superhero's uniform would be shrink-proofed?"