Queer Culture Aficionado T-Shirts

'It's a book about gays.'

Great Chinese Dynasties

Omara Portuondo

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

World Tour.

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

Nun Fight.

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

The Selfie

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

Introducing Piza Island.

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

"Then what happened?"

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

May all your birthday wishes come true..

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

Gone Fishing

Silvio Berlusconi - The emperors new clothes.

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

Hoxton map.

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

TV stage door

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

'Tell me more about this globalisation.'

"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"

"Thanks, but I'm in the midst of a lesbian phase that started the day I was born."