Queer Culture Aficionados Pillows

"Do the math, Robin, you're the only one around here with a girlfriend...of course were all merry."

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

May all your birthday wishes come true..

The return of the four sheepskins

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges.

Celebrity Phrenologist.

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

God save the Queen.

Gender Specific Bath Towels (Hers)

"Congratulations! You unlocked the devil in your coffee. Microwave a seventh time and you'll meet L. Ron Hubbard."

"Today on the ask Sadie show, we'll be addressing one single topic: 'Wolverine.' Specifically, we'll be talking about how most of you freaks who were obsessed with it for months are no longer talking about it. You people today have the attention span of a chimpanzee!!! That's an average of about 20 seconds, for those of you who still remember what I just said."

"Why is there an ad for Jay-Z in the New England Journal of Pediatric Medicine?!"

New around here?

"Pansexual"

Marilyn Manson Fan.

'I thought you said you were taking me to Swan Lake?'

We hadn't realised your body language was French....

'You see! What did I tell you about this place?'

Just what were you doing in Georgia anyways Hmmm Isn't it true that you were lookin' for a soul to steal Your confession states that you were in a bind cause you were way behind, Care to elaborate, Mr, Seacrest I mean, Lucifer,,

"We can only apologise, Mr. Kent. But wouldn't you think that a superhero's uniform would be shrink-proofed?"

Fast Food Sacrifice

'The difference between this place and yoghurt is... Yoghurt has real culture!'

The Leaning Tower of Pizza