Queen Of The Colony Pillows

The Three Wise Queens

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

Miss America IQ Pageant

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

The Royal Wii

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

'I cut myself slashing the budget!'

Everybody forgot his jubilee.

A war would have been bad enough, but losing Alsace-Lorraine in a poker game?

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

'Could you scoot your chair over this way a little dear?'

Cat with Crown.

Queen.

'Well, you DID know this job was dangerous when you took it.'

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

"The kids - Prince Englebert and Princess Felicia - would like us to move into the olde monarchs' home."

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

'I wish you wouldn't bring work home with you!'

POLLS, 'If an election were being held today....'

"What never fails to anger me is that I'm always identified by my man."

'Son, isn't it about time you went out and conquered a country of your own?'

'Oh, that's your Grandpa -- I couldn't bring myself to cut his head off.'

'You're just lazy! -- Don't give me that 'metal fatigue' stuff!'

"Like I told you Gladys: location, location, location."

'Every time I win an argument, he goes off on a Crusade to sulk.'

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

"And then at 3 you have a meeting with the royal pain in the butt."