Queen Of Spades Prints

'Is the pilot an Ace?'

Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!

The Three Wise Queens

"Bed Spread"

Balancing work and family

"I had to skip my workout."

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

Lady Macbeth

Clubbing

The Royal Wii

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

'I cut myself slashing the budget!'

Everybody forgot his jubilee.

'Could you scoot your chair over this way a little dear?'

Digging.

A war would have been bad enough, but losing Alsace-Lorraine in a poker game?

Cat with Crown.

'I wish you wouldn't bring work home with you!'

"...But if you'd led back a heart instead of that spade..."

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

'Well, sure, two pair is nice but nothing beats five singles!'

'Well, you DID know this job was dangerous when you took it.'

"The kids - Prince Englebert and Princess Felicia - would like us to move into the olde monarchs' home."

'Oh, that's your Grandpa -- I couldn't bring myself to cut his head off.'

POLLS, 'If an election were being held today....'

'Every time I win an argument, he goes off on a Crusade to sulk.'

"What never fails to anger me is that I'm always identified by my man."

'You're just lazy! -- Don't give me that 'metal fatigue' stuff!'

'Son, isn't it about time you went out and conquered a country of your own?'

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

"And then at 3 you have a meeting with the royal pain in the butt."

'Do you smell something burning?'

"Not exactly - He believes that the ends justify BEING mean."