Queen Bee Wannabe Gifts

"She won the spelling bee."

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

"What did you expect in the land of milk and honey?"

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

"You try staying this this after giving birth two million times."

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

'I'm sorry Martha, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

King and Queen with real estate agent view castle for sale: 'My wife likes it, but she wants to know if you have the same thing in purple.'

'What do you mean you don't believe I'm really a Princess?'

'Being the Queen is not such a glamorous job: Basically, I'm a baby-making machine...'

Quilting Bee.

The Basic Blueprint for 99% of Today's Conversations (or So it Seems)

"I've received another 'Certificate of Appreciation' from the Queen for my hard work: Frankly, I would rather get a cash bonus or a day off..."

'Your Majesty, your Majesty: The workers are discussing the possibility of forming a Trade Union!'

'See, I told you we could cut out the middle men and sell the honey ourselves.'

"Turn me into a toad if you want to, but you still have to post the nutritional information on your brew."

Block block.

'We have to act Your Majesty: The workers spend their time playing with their phones instead of working...'

'As for me, I've given up on any illusion of ever having children... Look at the odds: There's only one Queen...'

Miss America IQ pageant.

Five year time...

"Oh, I just find vertical stripes more flattering for my figure."

"We're gonna find a bees nest and steal all their honey!" "Maybe we'll just go to Tesco's..."

"Which one do you want: the promotion or the happy marriage?"

"Let me do the talking."

Subsequent. Nonpareil. Tertiary. Spelling Bee Podium.

'I'm signing you up!!'

'All you do is sit around all day. I really wish you were a worker bee.'

"I'm Miss Missouri, but my goal is to become Miss California."

'I just got my wings. Now all I need is a pilot's license.'

'Yo, my man! Check it out! Great seats next to the queen!!'

'You guys are more like a gaggle, than an entourage!'

"We can't afford an entourage."