Queen Bee's Companion Gifts

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

Canine Companion

Dog Crossing

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

"I always spend New Year's surrounded by loved ones."

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

The Unsportables: Relay

"You try staying this this after giving birth two million times."

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

PJ Parties

Welcome back! What a day! As you can see, our tree has been heavily pruned, but the kind arborist has saved our nest...

'Just think...summer's coming, and everyday will be like Saturday morning!'

Unicorn in the Woods

Hunter-gatherer. Planter-gardener. Scratcher-napper. Barker-wagger. Complainer-nagger.

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

"Perhaps I'm asking too much of you in the way of companionship."

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

"Glen, I'm not just your editor. I'm also your best friend, and I'm telling you, lose the cat."

'Being the Queen is not such a glamorous job: Basically, I'm a baby-making machine...'

Puppy and Kitten.

Travel Advice to Dog Owners. . . On those long car trips allow time to stop so he can do his business.

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

Dalmation with soccer ball: Soccer Hound.

"You're amazing! Where do you even find the time to shave your legs?"

'As you wish Santa. But if we allow them to share our bed only once, be prepared to put up with them every night!'

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

Spilled Ink

"I've received another 'Certificate of Appreciation' from the Queen for my hard work: Frankly, I would rather get a cash bonus or a day off..."

"I know this book I'm writing will be on the Best Sellers list. . . I'm reaching for the sky!"

over crowded car.

'I always come outside for a smoke.'

(The really ugly duckling)

"Polly wants a Mrs. Polly."

Writer’s Corner