Queen Bee's Companion Pillows

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

Canine Companion

Dog Crossing

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

"I always spend New Year's surrounded by loved ones."

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

The Unsportables: Relay

"You try staying this this after giving birth two million times."

PJ Parties

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

'Just think...summer's coming, and everyday will be like Saturday morning!'

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

Welcome back! What a day! As you can see, our tree has been heavily pruned, but the kind arborist has saved our nest...

Unicorn in the Woods

"Perhaps I'm asking too much of you in the way of companionship."

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

"Glen, I'm not just your editor. I'm also your best friend, and I'm telling you, lose the cat."

'As you wish Santa. But if we allow them to share our bed only once, be prepared to put up with them every night!'

Spilled Ink

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

'Being the Queen is not such a glamorous job: Basically, I'm a baby-making machine...'

Travel Advice to Dog Owners. . . On those long car trips allow time to stop so he can do his business.

Puppy and Kitten.

Dalmation with soccer ball: Soccer Hound.

"You're amazing! Where do you even find the time to shave your legs?"

"I've received another 'Certificate of Appreciation' from the Queen for my hard work: Frankly, I would rather get a cash bonus or a day off..."

Writer’s Corner

over crowded car.

"I know this book I'm writing will be on the Best Sellers list. . . I'm reaching for the sky!"

(The really ugly duckling)

"Polly wants a Mrs. Polly."

'I always come outside for a smoke.'

Dog fetching slippers for a man in leg casts.