Queen Bee Enthusiast T-Shirts

"You try staying this this after giving birth two million times."

"I've received another 'Certificate of Appreciation' from the Queen for my hard work: Frankly, I would rather get a cash bonus or a day off..."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

Bees SOS

"...And that's how to translate honey into money."

"Get out of my face!"

"I can carry more pollen back to the hive that way..."

"Could you repeat that word?"

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"I appreciate the effort Carl, but I don't think you understand the swarm concept."

"This will sting a bit."

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

Bee costume

'One advantage of having so many dependents is that I don't have to worry about income taxes.'

Sorry

"Your insurance just called. They don't cover 'having a bad day.'"

Bees Are Social Creatures.

Bees v Wasps

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

'I don't like to brag, but I'm the guy who coined the phrase, 'Honey, I'm Home'.'

"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."

"Move, Gary."

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

Complaints at the Beehive Condo

Bee in flight.

'Ooops. Look at it this way: you won't have to worry about bee mites infesting your colonies now.'

Honey Costume

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

"I've had enough sweets for one day."