
'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'
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'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'
Cutaway view of Ocean liner.
Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future
'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'
A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.
Leak in the fish tank.
underwater knight
No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.
"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."
'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'
'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'
Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.
Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.
Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road
Tugboat tugging Iceberg
"Yeah, OK! You surrender. We get it. That's great. Now who's in charge around here? Hello? Yoo-hoo."
Fish tank filled with sardines.
"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"
"Well, we know it's WAY down there, but it may be beyond the range of our equipment."
Pet Store: Clown Fish.
'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'
'I found another pothole.'
"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."
"Take no notice, Blendie, it's just Brent, being his usual, crude..."
Mine problems
"Woo-hoo!"
Absurd motorbike
Goopco Oil Co. What a party! They're having a contest to see who the crudest oil molecule is!
Suez Canal Curse
Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.
'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'
Rats leave a launching ship.
"It's not big and it's not clever, Perkins."
'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'
Isambard Kingdom Brunel.
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