Quarantine Flirt Pillows

"When I say we met online, I haven't physically seen him yet."

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Coronavirus Impact on Children

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Comicron

Zoom Wedding

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

Diogenes: I'm Self-Isolating

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

"As you've arrived from outside Mars airspace, you'll need to quarantine for ten days..."

"With the quarantine over, I decided to dig a hold in the basement!"

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

Caution: Swine Flu!

COVID-19 dime

"Mr. Nwachuku?", "Extra dressing on the side?"

“It’s 2025 Roger, I didn’t think I’d still be seeing the lockdown beard..”

Xmas Labour Shortage

"The sourdough starter says it still believes Covid was a hoax."

I love you

Toilet Paper Hill

2020 vs. 2023

Refresher course

"My YouTube channel The Happy Hermit has really taken off since lockdown began."

Six feet means I love you

"Whew, that was rank. I didn't want that baby trapped in this suit. I might have died!"

"During difficult times people often reach out to find new sources of entertainment."

Dog barks into his elbow

"He's in lockdown."

"Behave sensibly!"

Social Distancing on the South Pole

"It's a bit late to find out we're not in the same 'bubble'."

Open Restaurant

"Right now, I'm walking the dog."