Quarantine Bakers Pillows

"Sheltering in place has lowered my resistance."

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

Are You a Quarathlete? Nifty Exercises You Can Do In Lockdown

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

Keeping occupied in lockdown

Zoom Wedding

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

"I guess I really was spending too much money on lattes."

"When things have returned to normal I might take this up for a living whaddya thing?!!"

Stay at home food pyramid

Covid-19 Caution

"Going out again> Young lady, you have more bubble than fairy liquid!"

The Remote Olympics

She found baking helped enormously.

Pie Shoppe and Sweeny Todd's barber shop.

"Thanks for the starter!"

"Wow kids! You made challahs! Great job!"

'But how could the witch fit Hansel into her microwave?'

'We don't want your business; we just want the recipe.'

Sourdough starter. Mask-making supplies. Everything else

The social distancing pepper mill.

'Hot Lunch.'

"The power's out again? So what do you do when that happens?"

"I feel icky...oh, so icky"

Baby Formula, Just Add Water.

"We're sort of open."

Six feet means I love you

"What we used to refer to as 'a social life'."

Working from home

Currently, I can only offer takeout service.

Coronavirus

"Most people are happy just to get a few tinnies in!"

Fat man in baker shop, "Sorry sir, I think you've had enough."

"Honey, you forgot to feed the starter!"