Quarantine Foodie Pillows

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Coronavirus Impact on Children

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

"I take it this is your first interview since the start of lockdown?"

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

"I'm taking you off two of the four food groups."

She found baking helped enormously.

Covid-19 Caution

Stay at home food pyramid

"Going out again> Young lady, you have more bubble than fairy liquid!"

The Insiders

"With the quarantine over, I decided to dig a hold in the basement!"

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis."

"I spent locked out including my painting."

Distancing with the Stars

"I was the first one to work completely gluten free."

"Mr. Nwachuku?", "Extra dressing on the side?"

Caution: Swine Flu!

Crocheting during lockdown

"Back inside, Bernie! The buffet is full of shrimp, pork and ham!"

'Hot Lunch.'

The social distancing pepper mill.

"Tonight, I was thinking we could run laps around the living room and then check out that Zoom standup show, but I'm open to other horrible ideas."

"We're sort of open."

"Yes, back in 2020 your mother and I were locked away with no one but each other. . . why do you as Ko'Rona-Vyress?"

"He's in lockdown."

Working from home

EASTER 2020

Currently, I can only offer takeout service.

A slipper looks at a woman putting on her shoes